Gobble vey: oh thank you for the lovely thanksgiving feast, may i help with the dishes?

hahahahahahaha pound sand. sweet oly doesn't do dishes. you were lucky i graced your modest 3 bedroom bungalow with my presence. also, i clogged the downstairs toilet, spilled gravy on the rug and had relations with the cat. see you at xmas hahahahahahahaha our goose shall be the finest in all of london. oh the pudding, the pudding.