World War II Weapon Joke?

The American Armory developed a new weapon for the US Armed Forces in World War II, a variation of the Browning Automatic Rifle, called the Fully Unloadable Browning Automatic Rifle. So, Capt. Obvious, a graduate from South Hampton Institute of Technology, then takes his Fully Unloadable Browning Automatic Rifle into combat. German flak 88s start attacking Obvious' group. In an effort to run, he drops his Fully Unloadable Browning Automatic Rifle. He escapes, but a shell hits his Fully Unloadable Browning Automatic Rifle and smashes it to Kingdom Come. Best answer for whoever can accurately describe the state of Capt. Obvious' weapon.